Book: She’s Dating the Gangster

"She's Dating the Gangster"

It all starts when 17-year-old Athena Dizon unwittingly plays a trick on resident heartthrob and bad boy, Kenji de los Reyes. All of a sudden, she finds herself pretending–unwillingly at that–to be his girlfriend to make his ex jealous.

Now, not only does she have to deal with dirty looks from girls in school who want Kenji for themselves, but her supposed hotheaded boyfriend is getting on her nerves. He’s hotheaded, never seems to agree with her on anything–and everything about him screams ‘gangster.’ Has Athena gotten herself into more trouble than she can handler? Or has she actually found herself a boy she can call hers–’gangster’ be damned?

What the actual fuck.

Yes, I cursed. No, I’m not taking it back. And yes, I know that this is published fan fiction. Never mind that I found out after I read it, I would have still given the book a try.

I just didn’t expect it to be that horrible.

The story is standard soap opera fanfare: Girl meets boy. Girl pretends to be boy’s girlfriend. Girl falls in love with boy, but has a secret that will tear them apart.

If this were written better, the novella could actually have been good. Unfortunately, it wasn’t. The editors in Summit Books really need to work on how they pick stories. I’m not saying they have to be classics-in-the-making. But they should at least have a clear progression of where things are going.

At the very least, the books should have characters who aren’t two-dimensional.

Or, I’m not asking for much, a story that actually has a clear structure of where it’s been and where it’s going.

She’s Dating the Gangster has the potential to be a funny coming-of-age novella about how image is perceived by people, and how people are more than their looks. But by the novella’s last page, the potential doesn’t just remain a potential, it has become a far-fetched possibility that exists in an alternate universe where this book went through an editor first before being published.

Apologies for that run-on sentence that’s training for a marathon. The novella has me that worked up.

Funny thing is, I didn’t want to disparage the book for fear of hurting the feelings, or sensibilities, of what I thought was an adolescent writer. And then I read the last page–the one about the author.

I don’t know the author personally, and I have nothing against her. But for someone who graduated with a degree in psychology– Scratch that, with a bachelor of science degree in psychology– would have a better handle on the development and progress of emotions.

Or, at the very least, a good handle on character.

I had to fight the urge to throw the book at least six times while reading the novella.

High school students disappear for days at a time without repercussions from family members; family members are treated as background characters who exist for the sake of existing–and brothers don’t even react when the guy their sister hates crawl into bed with her! And then there’s the best friend who doesn’t know squat.

And I wouldn’t pretend to know how the high school caste system works now, after the proliferation of Asian dramas, but I’m pretty sure they’re unlike the high school scenes from Gossip Girl.

Summit Books, I implore you, please pick better stories to publish.

Book: I Saw Da Sign

"I Saw Da Sign"

I SAW DA SIGN is a compilation of numerous Pinoy signs that are downright hilarious and ridiculous. From ‘pasok-sa-banga’ business names to savvy slogans, parodies with distinctive Pinoy twists to brow-raising ‘ano raw?!’ advertisements, random handwritten notes you see hanging on the public bathroom door to manong jeepney driver’s signboards, it showcases anything and everything spot-on Pinoy that’ll make you grin and turn red from laughing.

What has been circulating around the Internet for years has been given a new look and a new book!

I Saw Da Sign is Summit Book’s most recent coffee table book release, filled with a collection of funny signage found in and around the Metro. What sets it apart from the circulating e-mail that has pretty much the same thing? Well the photos in this one are taken from Instagram, so it has that extra hipster feel.

Read on alone and on its own, the book is pointless. But that’s why it’s a coffee table book. You leave it for house visitors to find and peruse, and who knows, conversation might start with a trigger from one of the photos in the collection.

That said, I was hoping for signs that were, well, funnier and more clever. And while the ones included in I Saw Da Sign will get a chuckle out of you, none were really laugh-out-loud funny.

I guess that’s the problem when you’re crowd-sourcing a book. Maybe next time Summit Books makes an attempt to publish a similar book, they could get an in-house photographer to make the collection tighter by providing original content for it–and actually adhering to the themes they editing team gave the book.

I Saw Da Sign sells for PhP150 in bookstores nationwide.

Book: Leche

"Leche"

After thirteen years of living in the U.S., Vince returns to his birthplace, the Philippines. As Vince ventures into the heat and chaos of the city, he encounters a motley cast of characters, including a renegade nun, a political film director, arrogant hustlers, and the country’s spotlight-driven First Daughter. Haunted by his childhood memories and a troubled family history, Vince unravels the turmoil, beauty, and despair of a life caught between a fractured past and a precarious future.

It’s Filipino Friday time! And I was really hoping I’d be writing about a book that I’d be recommending wholeheartedly. I’m not. Obviously.

A bit of background. I found Leche while browsing in National Bookstore. I wasn’t really looking for any particular title at the time, I just wanted new books because my pile at home was dwindling. And then I saw Leche. It was a novel about a Filipino heading back to the Philippines after being raised in Hawaii.

Interesting? I didn’t really know. That’s all I knew coming into this book. Well, that and the fact that this is not locally produced. A printing press in the United States believed enough in this book to publish it.

Unfortunately, I can’t see whatever it is that publishers saw.

I mean, sure, Leche is very easy reading. It took me three days to finish the whole thing. And that’s while commuting! But there’s a difference between easy-reading and engaging.

Though, yes, Leche was very engaging at first. Even with its heightened version of reality. It was when the timeline become wonky that the book lost me.

Here’s a bit of backgrounder: Leche is set in the early 90′s. Cory Aquino is still president, and Kris Aquino is the darling of the media. But author Linmark thought it would be interesting to compress the 1990s to the 2000s of the Philippines and present it as Leche.

Instead of making cute (though odd) romantic-comedy films like Pido Dida and Magic to Win, Kris Aquino was already known as the Massacre Queen, hosting talk shows where she’s the one who’s doing the most talking, and is already broadcasting her secrets to the world.

Imelda Marcos is a megalomaniac who cuckolded her husband in revenge against his infidelity.

And Metro Manila is filled to the brim with closeted homosexuals, who all convene in a place called Leche.

Now, I don’t really mind heightened reality. Used correctly, it can be a very powerful tool in opening the eyes of the public. But at which point is heightened reality a form of satire, and at which point does it become too much that it’s just–wrong?

That’s my problem with Leche. I might not be the smartest reader, but I’m a reader nonetheless. Books are supposed to enrich (if not entertain); but at this end of the book, I’m left wondering if what I read was tongue-in-cheek or crass. If it was an attempt at a wake-up call, or the writings of a disillusioned ex-local.

I don’t subscribe to the idea that if one doesn’t understand something, then that something must be good. But I’m not saying that my views on this book is the be all and end all. Which is why it’s important to see what other people have said about the book–

You Fight Like Anna Rice!
Kirkus Reviews
Bakit Why?

What I wrote is my opinion. Just my opinion.

But if you’re looking for something easy to read, then why not pick up Leche. And then make your own mind up and then tell me what you thought about it.

Book: Mythspace

"Myth Space"

I don’t understand. Is this supposed to be an ongoing series, or a series of stories set in one fictional universe?

See, when I got a hold of Mythspace Lift Off at last year’s local comic convention, I thought there would be four stories that deal with the what if engkantos, folklore creatures, were aliens. Different stories that handle the situation, well, differently.

Instead we get four stories set in the same universe where things are just confusing.

Lift Off (Part 2 of 3)

Lift Off is the first one I read because it ties to one of the stories in the previous Mythspace release. I wasn’t a fan of the art then, but I’m warming up to it now. Maybe because out of the four stories they released, this one looks the cleanest.

Unfortunately, if it was unclear about what’s going on with our protagonist before, it’s murkier now. In the second of three parts, our lead Ambrosio is being presented as a gift to a megalomaniac overlord. And to bridge the gap of what happened since the story cut off the last time, we get treated to flashbacks.

The premise remains interesting, but I still can’t grasp the story.

Or why I’m supposed to care for Ambrosio.

And by issue’s end, I’ve made this assumption: Lift Off is a Summer blockbuster–it’s one story. And breaking it off into three is hurting its storytelling, because readers are only privy to the now, with no clue of the before and the after. Cliffhangers only work when you actually care about the characters.

Had this been released in one go, I think Lift Off would have made a better impression on me. In its current format, I’m just– Well, I’m just concerned if it will all be worth it in the end.

Devourers of Light

I loved the style of this story. I prefer cleaner art, yes, but you have to give credit where credit is due. And the art in this story definitely has style. I just wish the story made an impression too.

I hate being negative, but I don’t get the point of this story. I don’t even feel like this was a complete story. If this were a television program or a movie, Devourers of Light was just a couple of scenes that detail what the villains are doing.

From the moment I started reading until the time I turned the last page, I wondered, what I was supposed to learn from the story– Or what am I supposed to take from this? What does the writer want to say?

I drew a blank.

But I’m open to discuss this to the others who read the story. Maybe I was looking in the wrong places?

Black Mark

Soap opera lives in comic form! Main character Mang has been living in the fringes off society after an accident killed his family. Why? It’s something you get to discover as you delve into the story. And Black Mark definitely has the makings of a great story–so long as you don’t get turned off by an introduction that runs a little too long. An introduction that didn’t feel necessary once the story actually got started.

Unlike the first two stories I’ve mentioned, Black Mark has a great handle on delivering information without taking us away from the action. That is, provided you don’t dwell on the introduction.

If there’s anything I want to ask for, it’s this: I wish the story was longer so we could have been more invested in our main character. But, hey, I could live with what we have.

Humanity

And so we arrive at the best story off of this batch of Mythspace stories.

Humanity focuses on two miners, slaves to an alien race–and slaves to hope. And even with art that really messes with your mind in trying to decipher who’s who, the story is strong enough to get its point across.

I like it so much that I’m actually at a loss as to what to say. So how shall I put this?

If you can only afford one out of the four Mythspace stories? Get this one.

Book: Zombinoy #4

"Zombinoy #4"

Zombie apocalyptic, big-time, end-of-the-world scenario of biblical proportions. Pinoy style.

And so we begin the second “season” of Zombinoy, where the first issue alone has more happening than the whole of the first season combined. Well, that’s not completely true, but it sure does feel like it.

I think the problem with the first three issues was that the people behind Zombinoy wanted to create the world first, to introduce the characters and the zombie plague at the same time. I don’t know why, but I think it may be because they wanted readers to connect to the characters first. Having read Issue #4, I don’t think they had to.

Issue #4 has us facing the problem of zombies in our land, with the Americans very gung-ho about helping us because of nefarious reasons. Prior to this, we had a lot of government drama that tiptoed around this issue. I think #4 had the better execution, as you’re seeing things in action while discovering that things are not what they seem.

The characters feel more real too, even though “screen time” is more spread out. At first, I attributed it to the fact that I’ve read the first three issues. I already know these characters. But that’s not exactly true. Zombinoy, while a brilliant idea, wasn’t completely remarkable nor was it unforgettable. The characters in this issue really lived and breathe, that despite not knowing who they were before, you already have a sense of who they are as a person.

The writing’s brilliant, actually. It shows just how much writer Geonard Yleana had grown from the time he wrote the first three issues to now.

I’m still not a fan of the art though. This is more personal preference though, as I’m not exactly an artist. It’s just that–the glossiness of the drawings and the shadings doesn’t fit with the world they’re trying to build. The Philippines is going to hell, and it’s presented in the cleanest way possible.

It’s a little jarring.

But it’s not something you can’t get over. Especially with a story as strong as the one presented here in the fourth issue. And if Yleana continues to grow, I can’t wait to see what he (and the rest of the Zombinoy team) has in store for us next issue.